Tuesday, July 31, 2007

i always did blur the line between helpful and just showing-off

A conversation between Susan, Jurgen (my boss) and I today while making delicious cakes:

Susan: I have to make a six-sided cake...what's this shape called?
Jurgen: An octagon.
Me: That's actually a hexagon.
Jurgen: Oh right. An octagon has five sides, yes?
Me: Eight.
Jurgen: What has five sides?
Me: A pentagon.
Susan: We should get you to write this out....
Me: Pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, nonagon, decagon........(pause as I look up to see everyone giving me a Look)

The look that says, "We are going to put something gross in your coffee when you leave, because you're such a nerd."

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Don't pretend you don't have time to sit around and watch stuff on the internet. I know you do.

Just because I never bothered to spell this out before, you need to be a fan of Zefrank. He made a video blog for one year, ending this last March, and it's amazing. You should go to the start of the archive, watch every single one, then stop.

If I can't marry Zefrank, I don't want to marry anyone.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

reason no. 224.....

...that working in an all-girl metalsmithing studio is awesome:

because sometimes guys working construction in the neighborhood wander casually over to our large open door and ask if we perhaps have a specific tool that they could borrow because they do not have the right ones for the job.

And we say, "Maybe. How about you remove that shirt, first?"

Monday, July 02, 2007

TV Gluttony

A series of alternate titles for the shows "When Animals Go Bad" and "When Animals Go Bad 2", which Kaylen and I watched the other night after not having tv in 2 months. Because not all of the clips fit neatly into the show's catchy title.


When Animals Are Really Hungry

When People Don't Know To Get Out of the Animal's Way

When Animals That Have Been Terribly Abused Get Revenge

When Large Animals Get Clumsy

Animals That Were Never Really Good in the First Place

When Santa Literally Gets Run Over By A Reindeer

Animals That Have Escaped From A Disease Testing Lab and If Electrocuted Will Rain Herpes upon Neighborhood
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