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Some quotes are so gay, you just know they have scented candles and rose petals by the tub for when they need "me" time. Some of them are so gay that they have faux military inspired t-shirts and a chihuahua with a spiked collar. Here are two I've seen today which are particularly concerned with back waxes and scented hair-sculpting gel:
"If you fell down yesterday, stand up today." -HG Wells
(Or I guess the other option is to stay lying face down on the sidewalk for all eternity. Most of us learned this wasn't a viable option before we hit Grade 2)
"If you want to be loved, be loveable" -Ovid
(........what? Or, could be written, "if you want to be gay, rub jello on the nipples of the nearest guy to you at the gay bar". These are hardly mutually exclusive. %$#& Ovid)
These are great examples. But I'm sure you guys have some too. Prove me right.
"If you fell down yesterday, stand up today." -HG Wells
(Or I guess the other option is to stay lying face down on the sidewalk for all eternity. Most of us learned this wasn't a viable option before we hit Grade 2)
"If you want to be loved, be loveable" -Ovid
(........what? Or, could be written, "if you want to be gay, rub jello on the nipples of the nearest guy to you at the gay bar". These are hardly mutually exclusive. %$#& Ovid)
These are great examples. But I'm sure you guys have some too. Prove me right.
posted by Idoru at 11:32 PM
4 Comments:
How about "No matter where you go, there you are"?
Buckaroo Bonzai
Isn't there that one like "Aim for the moon and if you fall you'll rest among the stars"? Gay.
And my favorite for just plain stupid:
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke sheilds
......ya think?
“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.” Helen Keller
(ha ha ha...)
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” Les Brown
(lame)
“Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.” Goethe
(GAY)
dear kaylen. you win. although you may have to tie with sam for that resting among the stars one.
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