nuclear accidents...or erectile dysfunction?
Don't ask how I found this...I don't know. It is a page of United States Nuclear Accident Definition Codes (apparently) used by the Department of Defense.
BENT SPEAR - A significant incident involving a nuclear weapon or warhead, nuclear components, or vehicle when nuclear loaded.
PINNACLE - BROKEN ARROW - An accidental, unauthorized detonation or possible detonation of a nuclear weapon.
PINNACLE - EMPTY QUIVER - Seizure, theft or loss of a nuclear weapon or component.
PINNACLE - EMERGENCY EVACUATION - Operations involving the emergency evacuation of nuclear weapons
FADED GIANT - Any reactor or radiological mishap that causes casualties, property damage, or significant release of radiological material.
DULL SWORD is an Air Force reporting term which appears not to derive from a single source.
ROGUE SPEAR
There are so many jokes to be made about this that I feel positively faint with the possibilities. Good ol' States, proving once again that anyone who doesn't want to fire a weapon is impotent (or gay).
BENT SPEAR - A significant incident involving a nuclear weapon or warhead, nuclear components, or vehicle when nuclear loaded.
PINNACLE - BROKEN ARROW - An accidental, unauthorized detonation or possible detonation of a nuclear weapon.
PINNACLE - EMPTY QUIVER - Seizure, theft or loss of a nuclear weapon or component.
PINNACLE - EMERGENCY EVACUATION - Operations involving the emergency evacuation of nuclear weapons
FADED GIANT - Any reactor or radiological mishap that causes casualties, property damage, or significant release of radiological material.
DULL SWORD is an Air Force reporting term which appears not to derive from a single source.
ROGUE SPEAR
There are so many jokes to be made about this that I feel positively faint with the possibilities. Good ol' States, proving once again that anyone who doesn't want to fire a weapon is impotent (or gay).
posted by Idoru at 11:29 PM
4 Comments:
*is twitching with possible jokes ready to erupt*
oh....dear...
Ahahahahaha - "empty quiver" ... it sounds like faking an orgasm!
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Oh sure, its all fun and games till you want to go to war and find out your spear is bent. Wait.. wasn't that a president?
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